January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 11th
“The bottom line is that when we pressure women to have children, even if we are...”
– Ashley Lauren Samsa: 7 Billion Means You Can Stop Asking When I’m Having A Baby (via styro) No, but we are constantly asked when we are getting married. (I know it’s not the same thing, but it’s still annoying.)
Nov 4th
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Nov 2nd
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Mark Pilgrim's personal steps to happiness
1. Stop buying stuff you don’t need 2. Pay off all your credit cards 3. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit in your house/apartment (storage lockers, etc.) 4. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit on the first floor of your house (attic, garage, etc.) 5. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit in one room of your house 6. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit in a suitcase 7. Get...
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
6 posts
“Wall street isn’t winning, it’s cheating.” →
Matt Taibbi, for Rolling Stone.
Oct 30th
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Oct 9th
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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“This led to the strangest phenomenon of all: dozens of smart, funny insightful...”
– The Downfall of Horse_ebooks
Sep 22nd
Hackers break SSL encryption used by millions of... →
TLS 1.0 compromised, though, not SSL 3.0.
Sep 20th
“There are jerks everywhere. There are jerks where I come from in America, and...”
– Ambassador Murphy: Speeches & Texts | United States Diplomatic Mission to Germany
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August 2011
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Aug 19th
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Somebody's Got to Save This Country From Certain... →
Michele Bachmann, making a pretty solid argument for herself. 
Aug 17th
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July 2011
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June 2011
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Jun 29th
“Mr. Hump admits he is a sexual deviant who prefers females with an extremely large posterior, and that he once had intercourse in the restroom of a Burger King.”
Jun 17th
Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
thetenssf: dielaughing: Tingle My junk tingles. The9 If only this were true. Honoré Champion oui.
Jun 15th
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is it bad that i didn’t even notice the tumblr dashboard redesign until someone mentioned it? or is that how good design is supposed to work?
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May 2011
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Some advice
As someone who was once pretty sure he was witnessing the rapture during that bad acid trip back in ‘99, all I can say is that you might want to be wearing some Depends(tm), just in case.
May 19th
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Swedish insect shoots larvae into victims' eyes →
Bot fly larva, in your eyes?! Fucking hell,  Sweden. 
May 9th
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May 7th
US official: New tape may be last from bin Laden →
Well, I’m guessing it will be, too. Just a hunch.
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